I'm sorry if you like iPods, but no matter how hard I try, I can't bring myself to really give a bouncing doo-doo about them. I just don't see where the motivation comes from to keep one gajillion billon songs at your disposal, when there's two million simpler and less expensive ways to listen to music, like the good old fashion radio or, you know, these nifty things called CD's. Except...I have a folder full of songs that I downloaded, so I'm only being slightly hypocritical, but I don't have an iPod, and I had an mp3 player, but then I moved on to better things. The point of the matter is, despite the severe pointlessness and consumer whore-ism of them, iPod ads are really fun to play with.